“I Can’t Do Miracles”: Elon Worries Some with a New Tweet

Some might say that Elon’s purchase of Twitter was a miracle; somehow, despite having all the odds stacked against him and against free speech on the internet given the power and inclinations of the ruling regime, he was able to pull a rabbit out of his hat and make it happen, which seems almost too good to be true.

Still, however, Elon wouldn’t call it a miracle because he says he’s not a miracle worker, something that came up when he found a seemingly photoshopped tweet of him saying he’d buy and fix all of the McDonald’s ice cream machines. He posted that with the caption “Listen, I can’t do miracles ok.”

Funny stuff! Elon still knows how to troll, even if he now has yet another complex and contentious business to add to the list and start dealing with.

Problem is, though his lack of miracle powers isn’t all that problematic if it just means he won’t fix McDonald’s ice cream machines, machines that are notoriously broken, he’ll need to be a miracle worker to turn Twitter around and make it a free speech platform. Read more